Things Gone and Things Still Here (jette) wrote,
Things Gone and Things Still Here

The fact that I asked if it was her laundry detergent should have been telling her something.

Me, at the laundromat, suddenly overpowered: Excuse me, may I ask what brand of laundry detergent you used? The fragrance is so... unusual, yet familiar?

Fashion Victim Lady: Oh NO... that is not my detergent. That is "Light Blue" by Dolce and Gabbana. It is a beautiful scent. I only wish we could get laundry detergent out of it!

Me: Stares, tries not to pass out from the neurotoxin.


Doesn't any body's mother ever tell them that if you should only be able to tell a lady is wearing perfume when you either hug her, or after she has left and you notice a slight, very slight scent in the air that wasn't there before?

Thank G-d for Maxalt MLT. If I didn't have insurance, I'd totally track her down and sue her for the cost of having to pop one.
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