Nasal Female Voice 1: In one of the places I looked at, there all these moms with double strollers on the corner. At the other place, on the corner there were you know, all these (lowers voice and blushes) "sex workers."
Nasal Female Voice 2: Oh, no.
Nasal Female Voice 1: Yeah it's hard to know which would be worse.
I really, really, wanted to turn to them and tell them that either is better than a corner full of simpering yuppie women, but of course, I didn't do that. I'm telling you instead.