I was on my way to Starbucks, so I asked if I could bring her anything. She said, "sure, a latte and a muffin."
The muffins all looked nasty, so I bought her a scone instead. I apologized, saying, I'm sorry, I hope I don't remind you of your mom." She said, "that's all right, the scone is good. The thing about my mom is that she would have brought a slice of ham."
It was a Black Forest ham, I stayed up for days to make it. It was delicious and there was a lot of it. But it wasn't a muffin. Sigh.
*Not really - details have been changed for confidentiality.