You'll have to pretend it's not just a media stunt for this one. Ashton and Demi?
Like Harold and Maude. Eww.
Like Harold and Maude. Ooooh.
She's his Mrs. Robinson. Secksi.
She's his Mrs. Robinison. Kinda Sick.
Age ain't nuthin but a number/gettin dowwwn aint nuthin but a.. ooops excuse me I just loved that Aaliyah...RIP *sniff*
In the same vein, what about Madonna and Whats-his-name?
She could do better.
He could do better.
Now they actually do look like Harold and Maude.
Short, curvy-thick 21 year old brunette wearing eyeglasses, mini skirt, and knee socks.
Tall, bikini bodied 21 year old blonde wearing pink laced thong and matching push up bra.
Not applicable, I prefer men.
Super Rock Hard Abs on Men - ooh, strong. *rawr*
Little Tummies on Men - ooh, they're a bit vunerable. *pounce*
Not applicable, I prefer women.
When I am ooooooooooold, I want:
Someone My Age, we'll have the same perspective.
Someone Young, they'll make me feel more vibrant.
When I was/am young I wanted/want:
Someone older, to show me new things.
Someone my age, we share the same perspective.
The obligatory race/ethnicity question.
This question is always so insulting.
Which of these women is hotter?
Beautiful Face, but with Buddha belly and cottage cheese thighs.
Slamming Body, but kinda mugly.
I don't like women like that, but would pick the hot bod to have.
I don't like women like that, but would rather have a pretty face.
Which of these men is hotter?
Looks like Ashton Kutcher... but with brains like Ashton, too.
Thinning hair or pot belly, but brains like Hawking.
Finally...the number one must have is: