Things Gone and Things Still Here (jette) wrote,
Things Gone and Things Still Here
jette

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So, yeah, right now I weigh more than I ever have before in my whole life. More than when I was 9 months pregnant and ready to pop. I'm big now. My body mass index is over 25, even. I should be crying into my diet coke and feeling like a loser.

But you know what?

I DON'T CARE.

Because, well, I've been working out a lot lately. Things are in proportion. In fact, I find that I finally, finally, for the first time in my life...

I have something to sit on.

That's right, I am no longer the buttless wonder.

I have a rear.

A back yard.

HIPS.

A can.

A booty.

A tush.

And big legs to boot.

And I couldn't be happier with it.
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