Turkey and Stuffing
Pie and Football
Friends and Family
Fuck your Genocide
That Christmas Tree Smell. Mmmmm
I AM FROM THE NORTH POLE. FEEL ME?
Ew. It's got the word "Christ" in it. Haven't you ever heard of the Spanish Inquistion?
Yes, I am being facetious here, that's why they're not check boxes. However, I do love Thanksgiving in a non-ironic way, and I have chosen to celebrate it as a harvest festival, despite knowing that the "first Thanksgiving" legend is wrong and horrid.
PS The REAL Santa Claus lives in Finland.