Fashion Victim Lady: Oh NO... that is not my detergent. That is "Light Blue" by Dolce and Gabbana. It is a beautiful scent. I only wish we could get laundry detergent out of it!
Me: Stares, tries not to pass out from the neurotoxin.
Doesn't any body's mother ever tell them that if you should only be able to tell a lady is wearing perfume when you either hug her, or after she has left and you notice a slight, very slight scent in the air that wasn't there before?
Thank G-d for Maxalt MLT. If I didn't have insurance, I'd totally track her down and sue her for the cost of having to pop one.