True or false: the salad fork is the red-haired stepchild of the cultery drawer.
Yeah, what's that little stumpy one for, anyway?
I like the little fork!
Do you regularly use the butter spreader?
Yes! To put butter on my plate!
Uhm, heh heh, that sounds dirty.
As long as we're talking about butter...
I keep my butter in the butter keeper so it stays soft and spreads all nice on my toast.
People who don't keep the butter in the refrigerator are disgusting.