Swaz: Those girls are such horrible people. If I was him, I'd say, "I'm going to elimidate you both and date my own turd."
Swaz: I'd put a wig and a dress on it.
Swaz: (Pretends to have something in his hand, and waves it up and down like a puppet.)
Swaz (To his 'date'): Hellooooo, Baby! Ready to go?