Jette: The young girl who died of a congenital heart condition? So sad.
Sara: Yes it was. She was only 23. She had an 8 year old daughter. It is very sad.
Sara: (Looks agitated.)
Sara: (whispers) It was the worst funeral I ever went to.
It was a Star Wars funeral. Everyone was wearing Star Wars costumes.
And everyone was in character.
And there was a ...
(Jette puts her head on the desk and covers herself with her arms)
Sara: Are you listening?!
Sara: There was a life sized YODA next to the coffin.
Sara: And there was, you know, a REAL dead girl.
Sara: Star Wars is NOT real.
Sara: But this girl was really dead.