Mom: The normal sized girl he's turning down sure has a nice figure.
Son: Yeah she's uhm, (makes universal "hour glass" gesture) and since he's the littlest, his eyes are like right there.
Mom: Yeah, at uhm a convenient level.
Mom: I think we'd all like to be "The Littlest" in that situation. Don't even have to pretend to try to look her in the eye!
I still don't get how we're supposed to believe that the "Big Fat" bride's family was that strapped for cash that she felt like it would be worth it. Mr. Coy looks like he runs a tight fiscal ship. But then again, maybe not. A lot of supposedly patrician families are very overextended. The other thing is... I mean I don't even have any brothers and sisters, so maybe I would never get it. The brothers and sister were so incredibly upset by the wedding plans. They kept talking about how "hurt" they were and how "selfish" the bride was not to consider their feelings in it all. I just kept wondering why were they so all up in her kool aid anyway? What does it matter who she marries? It's not like they would have to
I should call him.
*I liked the disposable heroes, but their pendantry got old after a while.