But you know what?
I DON'T CARE.
Because, well, I've been working out a lot lately. Things are in proportion. In fact, I find that I finally, finally, for the first time in my life...
I have something to sit on.
That's right, I am no longer the buttless wonder.
I have a rear.
A back yard.
And big legs to boot.
And I couldn't be happier with it.