Thanksgiving!
Turkey and Stuffing
13(40.6%)
Pie and Football
0(0.0%)
Friends and Family
14(43.8%)
Fuck your Genocide
5(15.6%)
Christmas
That Christmas Tree Smell. Mmmmm
8(25.0%)
Presents!
8(25.0%)
I AM FROM THE NORTH POLE. FEEL ME?
7(21.9%)
Family.
7(21.9%)
Ew. It's got the word "Christ" in it. Haven't you ever heard of the Spanish Inquistion?
2(6.2%)
Yes, I am being facetious here, that's why they're not check boxes. However, I do love Thanksgiving in a non-ironic way, and I have chosen to celebrate it as a harvest festival, despite knowing that the "first Thanksgiving" legend is wrong and horrid.
PS The REAL Santa Claus lives in Finland.