Things Gone and Things Still Here (jette) wrote,
Things Gone and Things Still Here

Who's afraid of Virginia Woolfe?

Backstory: there was a birthday party for one of the kids yesterday, so jette and swaz have been eating leftover cake, pizza, and chips for the past 36 hours straight.

Swaz: We gotta go to the pool, burn off some calories.

Jette (hurt): I have to burn off some calories?

Swaz: I said we have to burn off some calories.

Swaz (mocking): "What me?! Burn off calories?"

Swaz (serious tone): It's just that, you know, honey, the next time we go to the beach, I don't want anyone to harpoon you.

Update: Oooops the pool is closed for a staff meeting, but there's still left over candy. I'm going to get stuck in my house like Winnie the Pooh.

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