Swaz: We gotta go to the pool, burn off some calories.
Jette (hurt): I have to burn off some calories?
Swaz: I said we have to burn off some calories.
Swaz (mocking): "What me?! Burn off calories?"
Swaz (serious tone): It's just that, you know, honey, the next time we go to the beach, I don't want anyone to harpoon you.
Update: Oooops the pool is closed for a staff meeting, but there's still left over candy. I'm going to get stuck in my house like Winnie the Pooh.