Choose as applicable.
1. I am oppressed due to my fine fashion sense.
2. I am resigned to dying in a nuclear war.
3. I am superior to you because I am a more like a robot.
4. Love is a mean-spirited lie.
5. I feel awkward in a way that is hard to describe with human words.
6. The "kids" are united in some sort of generational way that also defies human words. We acknowledge this by all doing the same dance that adults don't understand.
7. I am a beautiful space alien. Are you a beautiful space alien too?
8. You are striking in an unusual way. Let us have modern sex together.
9. I deeply fear, no, is it love, 80's era technology.
All options straight from G's excellent summation of neo new wave music themes.